... Dio recounts an Trade involving Elagabalus and also the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equal of a girl's vagina via a surgical incision. ^Anal